X Virtual Review

A unique VR porn studio!

Oh, this is a damn fun review to write.

Why?

Because this Czech-based organization is a one-of-a-kind VR porn studio. I love it when a studio comes along and I really can’t think of any existing comparisons. That’s the case with these creative Czech pervs who release VR porn scenes that make you look twice…and, then again…and, then again! Some call this “horror porn”…and, I understand why…but, I don’t think that label does this outfit justice…

How active is this studio presently?

I really don’t know! I’m having a hard time figuring that out. It’s November 2021, and I’m looking over their site. I’ve been wanting to write about this studio for the past few years, and I just never got to it…well, I’m getting to it now, and I’m not sure how active they are… they do 5K, I see that…

…but, I can’t tell how often they release scenes…when was the last scene released? And, who are the actresses?

X Virtual forces me to create a different grading metric

Furthermore, you know this is some interesting terrain because X Virtual forces me to abandon the conventional grading metric that I use in studio reviews.

What does that mean?
Well, normally the categories—truth be told—all sort of culminate into this single category…the holy Grail of VR porn according to findvrporn.com: Intimate presence manifested and maintained?.

That’s right: Intimate presence manifested and maintained. This is what it all amounts to in my view. Nothing else matters, really, if that’s not achieved.

So, really…you can see the bias of that! I don’t feel like explaining it right now, but I think you can figure it out for yourself. When it comes down to it, it’s got a GFE type of bias built into…

…well, a studio like XVirtual don’t give a flying fuck about GFE type vibes and aesthetic!

That’s why XVirtual gets a whole new metric review scale here. Also because they really don’t have any competition. For instance, it’s just not fair to take a niche studio with no competition and ding their score because they don’t have as many scenes as Virtual Real Porn.

So, the only three metrics I’m using are:

1. VR porn creativity, daringness and innovation

2. Emotional power of the humans and story

3. Overall optical experience

So, what’s so damn unique about X Virtual?

Well, one real shortcoming of the X Virtual studio is that they’re not doing a good job of communicating their dealio. Or, to put it more formally: they’re not effectively communicating their brand. And, that’s a shame because their freaky-deaky brand is their whole Goddamn selling point differentiating them from the sea of pretty-blonde-3D-cowgirl studios out there…

Now, just wait a Goddamn second. I like beautiful blonde 3D cowgirl with pink panties pulled aside as much as your next lonely hetero fuckface! Don’t start trouble, man! You know what I’m trying to say!

There’s a mainstream, conventional VR porn template, and I’ve been discussing that here since 2015. And, it works! It’s horny! The reason why it’s mainstream and so duplicated is because it produces a good product! Don’t try and start Goddamn trouble, man!

But, with that said…

Do you like original creative VR porn?

I sure as hell do. I even really appreciate creative, innovative VR porn efforts when they miss the mark. I appreciate the effort that went into trying to innovate. And, with that said…I appreciate the bloody hell out of the X Virtual studio!

I sure as hell appreciate the courage

It ain’t my thing! I ain’t going to pretend it’s my thing! But, I sure as hell appreciate this organization that has the courage to create, produce and disseminate VR porn that’s this…I don’t know the word…insanely original!

What was that about them not communicating their brand?

So, the X Virtual website has no textual statement about their organization, their deal, their movies, their goals, what sets them apart, what they’re trying to achieve. That sort of self-description is missing. That’s an oversight. That’s a flaw. That should be fixed.

It should say something like this…off the top of my head…“Is VR porn seeming a bit boring these days? Like it’s all out of the same blowjob-cowgirl-reverse cowgirl cookie cutter? Do you ever wish there was some VR porn that made you say, “Well, Goddamn: I’ve never seen a VR porn scene anything like that before!” Well, if you feel that way…”

Something like that. I wrote that in 15 seconds, but you get the idea. They need to express what’s special and different about them. If X Virtual reads this and they want help, get in touch with the contact form.

But, you never said specifically what’s so damn unique about X Virtual?

Let’s just name some recent scenes they’ve released:

Rabbit Hutch: There are no hairy pets in this hutch, just scared girls. Locked up by a twisted breeder who caught them in the neighborhood. His only dream is to transform them into rabbits. 

Edward Cumminghands:This cursed girl would gladly trade her kingdom for a pair of hands, but she’s destined to stay the unfinished project of a long-dead inventor. She gave her soft heart and warm pussy to a guy from the nearby village and he fell deeply in love with her. They made passionate love, they fucked and squirted and they created a razor-sharp love. This is the most romantic movie of all times without the fake morality. Wanna play rock, paper, scissors? 

The Dentist: Tooth for a tooth. Nobody likes to visit this dentist. A blonde busty beast sitting at the gates of hell, that is the nurse. It is her who prepares the young female patients for the coming of the nightmarish Dentist. This Monster was created from distilled fear and terror and from the teeth of disobedient whores. 

The Comic Beauty: Imagine the dream girl from your favorite comic book comes to life. An unbelievably sexy chick appears in your room and invites you for a tour of her painted pussy. She is fucking horny and she jumps you like a hungry tiger. 

What now?

This page gives enough to communicate the flavor and aesthetic of the X Virtual studio.

I don’t really need to say much more. You know if this is for your or if it’s not for you.

No downloadable samples?

It’s at this point I generally encourage readers to download a free sample to verify if they think investing in monthly subscription is a good idea.

However, it doesn’t appear that downloadable samples are available. I see they have some little 30 second samples embedded into the web page. Maybe you guys know how to stream those into your headset or something. I personally don’t mess with that.

So, I’d say two immediate things to improve would be communicating the brand better and making some samples available.

But, we’re getting a bit off track. As I said, if you’ve read this page, you already know whether X Virtual is for your or not. They’re not on VRporn and they’re not on POVR. If you want this wild shit, you got to go direct to the source.

Good luck, X Virtual.

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