Porn Corn VR

September 20, 2023
Updated October 6, 2023

What’s Porn Corn VR?

This is a new VR porn studio that just…um…cropped-up. They’re called Porn Corn VR, and they’re bringing it. I can tell when a studio launches if it’s aiming to be in the top-tier. I can sense just how hard it wants to be in the top-tier. I’ve been doing this for a while, and you can just tell. It’s clear PornCorn VR is a very serious and ambitious outfit.

Perhaps they’re associated with Real Jam VR. Maybe not. At the least, they’re part of the Real Jam Cash affiliate program.  How much does it matter?

Well, I actually think Real Jam VR is a solidly decent VR studio. So, if they’re behind this…that’s a good thing in my book. I’ve stated before and I’ll say it again: Real Jam VR doesn’t get the credit it deserves. But, whether or not Real Jam VR is behind this…this review is in-progress, and I’m adding more information to this as it comes in.

If this project, Porn Corn, is what it appears to be…well, there is something a bit awkward about launching a VR porn paysite with only six videos available. Update: They now have 10 scenes. And, of the new scenes, they just so happened to choose a couple of my favorite gals: Charlotte Sins and Lexi Lore…so, I do like their casting choices! Some of the sets in these scenes bear a strong resemblance to the Lethal Hardcore set, but what do I know…but, it does look a lot like the LHCVR set.

Okay, they are cranking out the VRs at a respectable rate. If you already have a VR Porn subscription, you can check out 6 Porn Corn scenes over there.

But, as I said, I just published this, and I’m giving everybody an opportunity to send in clarifying information. I’m going by what I see on the actual public-facing website presently. That seems fair to me. I tweeted something at them to try and get a response. I didn’t get a response. Hey, if you don’t understand the basics of marketing…what can I say? Anyway, it doesn’t matter because…

Ultimately, the work stands on its own.

I watched the Blake Blossom preview on my desktop. At this point, honestly, that’s all it takes to render a judgment.

 

First, let’s see how Porn Corn describes itself on Twitter:

The official Twitter account of your favorite #VirtualReality site
The Best Pornstars in the industry found here
18+ HARD ANAL EXCLUSIVE #Oculus #PSVR #VIVE
Joined August 2023

Porn Corn Identity

This is Porncornvr’s self-description:

Welcome to the world of virtual reality at PornCornVR.com, where the future of adult entertainment converges into an exhilarating experience. Nowadays, technology is advancing at an astonishing pace, and virtual reality stands at the forefront of this evolution.

With a VR headset, you’re not just watching videos – you’re immersing yourself in them. You’ll feel the adrenaline and excitement rush through you as if you’re right at the heart of the action.

This sense of presence makes your entertainment incredibly unforgettable.

As you can see from the quotation above, an identity or niche isn’t presently projected by this project. It appears that their branding is simply the corn aspect. The logo incorporates a bucket of popcorn. There already is a VR Popcorn site, but let’s not get sidetracked.

The thing is…it’s not really getting sidetracked. I need you to explain to me why I should give you $25 for ten Porn Corn scenes rather than going over to Wankz VR and giving them $25 for 784 scenes. The most compelling case I see is that you’re a fan of the particular women starring in the scenes and those same scenes aren’t available at one of the VR Porn Netflix sites. And, that actually is the case here. VRporn does not have the Lexi Lore and Charlotte Sins scenes. Honestly, that does tempt a subscription out of me.

How Many Porn Corn Scenes?

It appears to me like there’s ten. The talent includes Demi Hawkes, Blake Blossom, Hazel Moore and Melody Marks.

How Much To Subscribe?

They do the 83 cents a day thing…you know: Subscribe for a month at 83 cents a day. Subscribe for a year at 25 cents a day. That annoys the hell out of me. Now, to be fair, this is a very common approach in the porn industry. I’m not picking on the Corn gang. But, I still don’t like it.

I want to see the consumer-friendly approach which goes like this: A month for $25. A year for $90. Anyway…that’s going to be a tough sell. Why? Well…

Starting new VR porn studios in 2023 presents a challenge. The productions are complicated and expensive. It’s hard to just whip-up a sizable library. And, the consumer is presented with other options. For example, you can get a month of BaDoinkVR for $10 or $20 (depending on specials) and have instant access to hundreds of technically accomplished VR porn that they’ve been refining since 2015.

And, it’s tough to convince me that I should shell out $25 for ten videos.

I’m not busting balls. Just stating the basic facts. One thing about this website is I feel that I give everybody a fair shake. In fact, I sort of pride myself on fairness. I just try to state facts when possible. Sometimes it might seem snarky or something, but it’s really just the facts.

To be fair, though, you have to start somewhere. There is no fucking way around that. And, I remember when CzechVR had six scenes. So, you know, you start at the beginning and before you know it the scenes start adding up. It’s true.

How’s The Porn Corn Quality?

I watched the Blake Blossom video. The quality is quite good. It appears they use a very strict POV. And, yes…this will look good in the headset. I encourage all studios to make the preview as good as they can get it. And, that should just be something that doesn’t need to be said. Put your best foot forward in those little previews. That’s what the potential consumer is seeing. And, these days it’s often all that I look at to make my judgments.

This studio is off to a very good start. They’re already coming correct. We won’t be discussing their learning curve because they pretty much got the optical experience on point out of the gate. It’s true. I’m not saying this is perfection on earth. I don’t think any of the studios do things exactly how I want them done. But, this is already solidly good VR porn.

Take Me To Porn Corn VR!