So, a while back I put together a VR porn positioning checklist…
Why?
I don’t fucking know, man. Maybe it’s part of a continuing search for meaning.
Anyway, in my opinion, blowjobs—though VR porn ubiquitous—are rarely shot in a manner I’d consider correct.
I did say in my opinion! Just one fella, gentlemen…
Why never shot correctly?
Always too distant feeling.
Why so many sentence fragments?
…don’t fucking know, man!
Why all the humor fails?
Because it’s what I do best!
So, I was watching the new MilfVR release featuring Carolina Cortez.
MVR is one of the few studios where—as a matter of course—I’m watching the new movie shortly after its release.
And, I did a double-take inside my headset. There was a brief bit where the mouth action emitted a little 3D magic. That’s something that just ain’t seen by me much…
Carolina BJ … her head seems a bit bigger than usual: which I consider to be a good thing
It ain’t a knock on this particular studio. As I said, from what I’ve seen (which is a lot), the same BJ critique applies to everyone. Though, I don’t see every movie released.
Enough Goddamn caveats, man!
It’s my Goddamn OCD, man!
That’s not what OCD means!
Leave me alone I’m trying to write about Goddamn VR porn blowjobs, man!
So, I’ve been wanting to have a blowjob reference for the positioning checklist. And, man…I just can’t find it. Leave a comment if you have an example.
Anyway, this Carolina Cortez bit is one of the better examples I’ve found to date.
I’d say the key is to just hold the camera about fifteen inches directly above the woman’s head. In my view, the key is for the woman’s head to be very low in the frame. The woman’s head has to have a very “filling effect” in the headset.
As a sidenote, I’m glad to see MilfVR including prone bone.
Prone bone with Carolina Cortez for MilfVR… this is a position I’d like to see much more often in virtual porn movies
This could probably be a reference for that, too; though, I would have liked Carolina’s ass to have been pulled a tiny bit lower. But, what an ass on that gal, man!
Additionally, it pleases me to see MVR continue to ignore all the “no hands!” critiquing, which really just never made sense to me.
Free Extended Length Carolina Cortez MilfVR Tube Clip For You!
This free Carolina VR is 5 1/2 minutes long. I like that! A LOT! Most VR porn studios do not offer free previews that are this long. So, hey…ain’t no tricks with MilfVR. That’s confidence, fellas! You give that five minute free video a watch. That’s enough to evaluate whether the quality works for you…it works for me!
