January 10, 2019
Last night I stumbled across a friend’s abandoned website from the earlier days.
I looked at the drop-down menu. It had three items: Virtual Real Porn, Naughty America, BaDoinkVR.
Oh, man. It wasn’t that long ago, but it sure feels that way.
Back then, it made me happy, at points, to say that I had given a fairly in-depth review to every virtual porn movie released that week.
Well, that ain’t the case no more.
Truth is…a fella can’t keep up no more.
And, an awful lot of good stuff kind of falls through the cracks into what the kids are calling the memory hole.
One impressive characteristic of these kids is their creative linguistic skills. It must have something to do with hashtag creation.
Anyway, part of this site’s function is to wage war against the memory hole. To occasionally jam a cork in it…that cork ain’t gonna hold, man!
Oh, Jolee baby!
I’m about to… I mean…it’s about to blow!
So, I enjoy bringing attention to worthwhile, overlooked things. That’s just part of my personality profile. Rooting for the underdog. Giving homeless guys money.
One time this drunk guy stooped-over in the alley said, “Hey, man…I need a drink. BAD! Spare change?”
I gave him a fiver. I like honest requests.
An old gal behind me noticed. She said, “Hey, young man! You shouldn’t do that!”
I said, “The guy needs a Goddamn drink, ma’am!”
That brings us to our present subject: CVR Fetish 158: Enjoying Jolee’s Pussy, starring Ms. Jolee Love.
So, there’s many important factors involved with a successful virtual porn release. I’ve written about that topic in as much depth as anyone.
When the Fleshlight meets the weenie, though, if you get a good-looking gal close to a high-quality rig: you’re most of the way there.
And, that’s just what was accomplished here.
In this case, it’s brunette-stunner Jolee in a…wait for it…body suit, man!
Oh, so Goddamn horny!
This bodysuit lingerie stuff just absolutely annihilates the rational region of my man mind. Behold the pictures:
And, you get 27 minutes of Ms. Love lowering her gorgeous gal stuff right to the camera lens. I mean…there’s her beautiful face, there’s her cameltoe, there’s that beautiful backside…What else do you need?
CVR has free samples of everything along with 6 free, full-length releases. Enjoy.