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Today we’ll consider Virtual Real Porn’s December 2017 release, Do You Dare?
Oh, hell yea, Nancy baby! I dare! I dare!
Nancy asks a fella a lot of questions: Do you want to kiss me? Do you want to see my poooosy?
Yes, Nancy. Yes, dammit! Yes to every one of your questions that involves me seeing a body part or pushing my dipstick near your gastank!
Oh, Nancy baby!
This effort runs 21 minutes and represents the somewhat unusual, VR porn solo gal genre.
You know, honestly, it’s interesting to me that Solo Gal stuff doesn’t absolutely dominate VR porn.
I find the solo stuff is to virtual porn like that one Rodney Dangerfield dvd is to the comedy genre. I understand some won’t agree with that.
The thing is…lately I’ve been thinking about just how untapped VR porn’s potential is…and, trust me…it’s untapped like a Texas oilfield back when Texas was covered with teepees and wasn’t called Texas.
And, when I say it’s untapped, I don’t mean that there’s a whole bunch of stuff to add to The FindVRporn.com Positioning Checklist. While there certainly is positioning to be added to that list…I mean that the genres haven’t even been filmed yet. Maybe they haven’t been quite imagined one might say. But, they would require entirely new checklists.
Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. An entirely different sort of checklist would be needed to address the needs of the genre.
I know this is getting a little heavy. But, I ain’t jiving you, friends.
Returning to Nancy A…that reminds me…a solo effort like this would also require its own checklist. I haven’t created that yet. The original FindVRporn.com Positioning Checklist still applies to a large extent. And, I’ll tell you what…if they used a floor-mounted dildo…and, why isn’t that being used?…then the original checklist could still apply.
All right, enough of all this Goddamn checklist mumbo jumbo, man!
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All right, so let’s discuss Nancy a little…
It’s an Instant Sweet Spot Open with Ms. Nancy A for VRP
Okay, the most notable thing about this movie concerns what we call the sweetspot zone. In VR porn, this means—at least in my view—the optimal/horniest camera range, which is about 1 to 3 feet from the camera.
And, there were two really cool things done in this release.
1. Team VRP pretty much kept Nancy in the sweet spot zone the entire movie. Yea. From the Instant Sweet Spot Open (pictured below) until the very end.
This is actually a pretty horny-big deal. While it would seem an obvious strategy…for some unknown reason…it’s almost never done.
Keeping Nancy in the zone, she showed off her panty gal-glory to the audience. Nice work (as seen below).
And, while remaining in the SS zone, Nancy diddled her fiddle for a while.
And, during all of this, I enjoyed Nancy’s dialogue.
I do have just a few criticisms. VRP movies have looked good for a long time. But, they always—at least to my eyes—appear to have a slightly washed-out look. Additionally, Nancy’s burgundy clothing didn’t contrast enough with the background curtains.
I’d love to see VRP put the girl in pink panties against a black background.
I don’t subscribe to the view that it’s impossible to get too close in VR porn. There were a few bits where—again, for me—the lens did get a bit too near: and you get the whole converging-cross-eyes thing going. But, the distance was mostly beautiful. Nancy’s beautiful.
Now, you remember I said, “there were two really cool things done in this release.”
And, we just discussed the first: the sweet spot distance.
Nancy A. masturbation segment for VRP
What’s the second?
VRP used moving camera. And, they did it damn well. And, am I tripping or not because I do believe this was the first time the VRP boys got their moving camera on. Am I tripping?
I may repeat myself a little here, but…
I do think this is the first VRP moving camera I’ve seen… and, very competently executed, I’ll add. It’s easy to screw it up with excessive speed. Well done. Keep doing that!
Another really nice effort from VRP. Really wonderful distance, in my opinion.
I would have enjoyed perhaps tighter/zoomed-in moments of clothed teasing. Maybe that’s just me.
And, perhaps in another session Team VRP will bring back Nancy (or another solo gal) and bust out the floor-mounted dildo.
I hope that this movie is well-received for VRP, because I’d love to see them release many more solo efforts.
Honestly, I’m digging what VRP’s throwing down these days.