Fallout A XXX Parody

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Today we’ll consider VRcosplayX’s December 15, 2017 release, Fallout A XXX Parody, starring the bodacious and boobie-blissful: Ms. Missy Martinez.

This effort runs 29 minutes and…

Who’s horny to suck down a Nuka Cola?

Overseer here and I’m going to doggy this buxom deserter until the apocalypse ends!

I’ll be whatever you need me to be Missy! Oh, hell yea I’m a farmer. I got fresh carrots and H20, Missy! I got bottle caps! Did I mention I got some Nuka, baby!

Still not funny…

So, the general evaluation method here considers—among other things—the performers, scaling, positioning and technical competence.

With this particular review, I’m curious to see how Fallout compares against last week’s rather spectacular Star Wars parody.

If I’m being totally honest, my optimism is low, because Taylor’s movie set the horny pretty high (in particular with the desert setting). But, we’ll see…

We remind our readers that people visually experience VR differently based upon their equipment, facial structure, and individual preferences.

So the reader sees our bias, here’s the FindVRporn desired checklist:

Convenient List of Positioning Elements FindVRporn wants in every release

1. A Prerequisite for the following to apply is that there is a correct sense of spatial correctness. That’s to say, if the scale/feel of things is wrong, position doesn’t matter.

2. A second prerequisite is a proper contrast between the performer’s skin color and the background. To my surprise, this obvious consideration is so often overlooked.

3. Hit a fella with an Instant Sweet Spot Open: it’s how it’s done, son.

4. Face close-up time in sweet spot zone, minimum 3 minutes.

5. Sweet spot clothed teasing, minimum 2 minutes.

6. Bent-over blowjob, minimum 2 minutes.

7. Missionary push-forward, minimum 5 minutes.

8. Truncated missionary: minimum 3 minutes. If you want major bonus points: fade cuts between truncated and push forward!

9. Standing from behind head/hair pull, minimum 3 minutes.

10. Immediate doggy that feels big enough, minimum 2 minutes.

11. Squatting Cowgirl Hoverface, minimum 2 minutes.

12. Ten finger reverse cowgirl, minimum 1 minute… as seen in Deadpool.

13. Truncated cowgirl as seen in VRP’s Student Affair: at least a minute. Every release already has cowgirl, so yea…I want to see the camera zoom into truncated cowgirl every release also.

14. Change depths with truncated footage: let’s see this, please.
Bonus:

1. Switch a few times into immediate 3rd person POV.

2. Work in moving camera.

3. As a very general rule, imo, it’s best to have the woman pulled down far in the frame: even to the extent where all that’s seen of the man is his thrusting dipstick.

4. Although controversial, if it were up to me, I’d say break 1st person POV all the time with quick black fadecuts that then refocus very close to the woman’s face etc. and then fade back to POV…this is something not seen much, though CzechVR is closest…

5. Although, not strictly a positioning aspect, if the background provides maximum contrast with the woman, everything—including positioning—looks better…

Convenient List of what FindVRporn wants from the performers

1. I’m tempted to say eye contact first. But, eye contact is a piece of the bigger whole.

So, I’m next tempted to say camera engagement. But, that’s also a piece of the VR Gestalt-horny.

What’s VR Gestalt-horny mean?

It means the female performer should pretend that the camera lens is a man’s face—let’s call the man Mr. Wacker—and, the female performer should pretend a few additional things:

a. That her mission in life is inspiring Mr. Wacker to most enthusiastically fulfill his namesake.

b. That if her face doesn’t stay in a range of 18 to 36 inches of Mr. Wacker’s face the earth will explode.

2. A sense of authenticity: either in her own identity or the character being portrayed.

All right, so let’s discuss Fallout A XXX Parody a little…

Prerequisite 1: Sense of Spatial Correctness: Fine.

Prerequisite 2: Proper contrast: Fine. Very nice natural outdoor light contrasted well against Missy’s bright blue suit.

Any depth changes on truncated footage? No. No truncated footage here. This is something I’d very much like to see from BaDoinkVR, VRcosplayX, 18VR…and, the new BaDoink project, BabeVR…

You know, although presently there aren’t really many people arguing for truncated footage…honestly, that’s only because people need to be properly shown it, because it’s a case where nobody’s yelling for something they can’t really imagine.

So, trust me on this…

Instant Sweet Spot Open: check. Yes, indeed. Very nice to see!

Clothed teasing: check. Yes, very nice Missy.

You might not believe me, but my favorite part of this movie might have been the opening: how they held Missy in the sweet spot zone for a long while as she dialogued about wastelands, cock, tits, lack of women, cola and barren fields.

Well-framed solo posing: No

Bent-Over Blowjob: No. Additionally, as is generally the case, the regular blowjob footage felt distant to me. I sometimes wonder what it would be like if a studio broke strict POV for blowjobbing and just stuck the camera near the gal’s sucker… would that be horny? I think so….

Squatting cowgirl hoverface: Yes, beautifully executed I’ll add. Textbook.

Besides, the SCH, there was some well-framed, upright cowgirling along with this immediate-smothering Martinez cowgirl pictured below.

Truncated Cowgirl: No.

Missionary push forward: Yes, this section, imo, could have definitely been longer, more pushed-forward, more immediate.

Truncated Missionary, Stand-up Hair Pull, Immediate Doggy, Truncated Doggy: No.

Wrapping Up Missy in the Wasteland

Okay, so Missy’s a beauty. What surprised me slightly was her acting/dramatic skills were actually pretty damn good. Nicely done, young lady!

If you go through that list above, you’ll see that a number of things that I personally…remember, this is all just one guy’s opinion…but, a number of things I’m looking for weren’t here.

I quit smoking the other day, so my writing’s a bit off, and I apologize for that… having trouble concentrating…

Anyway, what was here looked damn good. There’s Missy. There’s the nice, bright wasteland setting. The cowgirl section rocked hard and went into SCH. And, there was the much-desired missionary push-forward along with some nice opening sweet spot teasing.

So, all things considered, this release will stay on my phone for a while. It’s also one of the rare releases that I may rewatch to see a nonsexual acting segment.

Don’t get me wrong: I’ll check out the enormous, Goddess boobie bouncies too…