An Angel Sits On Your Face

All right, friends, today we’ll consider another

VR just released by the good folks over at HoloGirls. It’s called The Upskirt Collection: Joanna Angel Facesitting.

Now, you might be thinking that the HoloGirls boys and girls have been cranking out the VRs lately. And, that’s accurate.

And, I’ve been giving them a lot of coverage for one main reason. These VRs are horny! I ain’t lying!

In my view, the perviest and horniest VR porn genre going these days, without a doubt, is the facesitting stuff. And, in this one we’ve got an angel descending upon your man face.

HoloGirls, this is great stuff. And, I’m going to put my one suggestion right here at the beginning: keep doing what you’re doing, but… add a part where the woman bends down and shoves her face at the camera also: let that last for a couple minutes…

Let’s do this thing…

Specs

Studio: HoloGirls VR
Title: The Upskirt Collection: Joanna Angel Facesitting
Release Date: May 2016
Stars: Ms. Joanna Angel
Length: 11 minutes
Main sex positions: Face sitting, standing teasing, masturbation, dildo anal
Formats: Oculus Rift; HTC Vive; Gear VR 659 MB; Android 5.0+; Android pre 5.0; iPhone; Generic H.264
Genre: Solo gal VR, facesitting VR porn, upskirt VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7

This Joanna VR will appeal to fellas who:

1. … are fans of the gorgeous brunette, Ms. Joanna Angel
2. … are digging the sexy-as-hell, punk porno princess, bad girl/alt look with tattoos and ‘tude
3. … are hankering for some close-up VR porn
4. … are loving the facesitting VR porn genre… and, when it’s Joanna Angel doing the sitting, what’s not to love!
5. … are wanting some dildo backdoor VR action

Official Movie Synopsis:

Let’s see how HoloGirls describes this latest Joanna effort:

Sometimes Joanna wants to ride your big dick, other times she wants to be fucked by you.

Today however, all she wants to do is sit on your face and smother you until her pussy juice flows down your chin.

All right, Joanna baby! Daddy’s got his head propped on a pillow. Come lower your gal goodness at my man face. Now! Pretty please, baby?

Reviewing Method:

These reviews are based upon three main factors:

1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. There are other qualities unique to each woman that are discussed, also.

2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.

3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most. But, in the facesitting niche, it all really comes down to wanting crystal-clear close-ups…

All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:

Okay, well look… it’s Joanna Angel. If she doesn’t get your man mind muddled with her descending gal midsection, then you better hop in your VW and race to the nearest psychologist building.

All right, I know I’m not funny… but, the idea is that Joanna Angel’s a gorgeous woman. I’m just telling it straight here.

And, in this VR you get a gorgeous piece of brunette gal lowering her overflowing, honey pot right at your man face. And, the video clarity is spectacular for the extreme petunia close-ups.

When Joanna’s standing, there’s room for improvement with the image quality. I ain’t saying it’s terrible, but HoloGirls—to their credit—is the type of company that’s always looking to improve.

The 3D depth feels pronounced. And, most important, the scale feels mmmmm mmmmm good. Just a tad big… but, that would be big in a good way…

There’s plenty of light bouncing off her gal goodness. And, the colors are looking vibrant. There are instants where the framing could be improved. That’s to say, there are instants where Joanna’s fun spot falls beneath the frame. But, honestly… that’s a minor shortcoming.

On the level, this is some seriously horny, pervy VR fun stuff. I like how Joanna kept the skirt on… and, how she bucks the trend by keeping a bit of sexy fur on the flowerpot!

Team Holo’s been technically nailing this facesitting stuff for a couple months now. And, I see that the good folks at Czech are jumping in the genre. Excellent!

And, it makes one wonder when Naughty, BaDoink and others will incorporate a facesitting interlude into their hardcore VRs. In other words, the formula (BJ, cowgirl, reverse) remains the same: a facesitting section is simply added. This would be a good business move, I believe, on their part.

This facesitting is made for VR porn.