April 25, 2016
Introductory Dictation
All right, friends, it’s now time to discuss Virtual Real Porn’s latest release: The Intern, starring the beautiful Kiara Lord and Mr. Adrian Dimas.
Indeed, the good folks over at VRP have given us another 22 minutes of horny VR goodness. Oh, man.
As for Ms. Lord… you know… to me she’s just a stunner in that conventional, Hollywood sort of way.
And, ain’t nothing wrong with that, man.
All right, let’s do this thing… I’m using Gear/GS 7.
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the VRP boys describe their latest effort (lightly-edited):
“Your intern is hot as hell, and she comes to your apartment with some questions about a new project. Questions that you’re going to clarify by taking her like a little slut. So, get your cock hard because Kiara Lord, the blond Hungarian cutie, craves it.”
You know.. what is it about Hungary, man… When I was last in Budapest—spring 2013—I felt like I was at a fashion show. I mean… walking around Budapest: I thought the whole city was a fashion show… there were supermodels everywhere!
Give Me A Convenient, Time-Saving tl;dr…
All right, I know you good folks have got interns of your own to get seduced by… So, here’s your summary.
This one’s easy to talk about. See, Kiara’s a skinny, blonde Goddess. VRP’s scaling is excellent as always. And, the clarity, color, sound, 3D effect, etc. is all competent.
Kiara’s blowjob footage: you know, it’s hard for me to say exactly why, but this is the best blowjob I’ve seen in a VR porn. I attribute it to Kiara’s skill, passion and eye contact.
There ain’t nothing here which is terribly ground-breaking. It’s just what you’d expect from VRP. A good looking gal in a well-scaled VR porn. Worth your time. I look forward to more Kiara VR.
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: let’s face it. The woman to VR porn is like the stapler in the hand of a person who works at a place where a lot of things require stapling. Oh man, I think that may have been a lousy analogy. Well, the woman matters… like… A LOT!
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a Xerox machine and her torso’s like a paper clip … well, it just doesn’t work.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. But, what almost all VR porn viewers really crave is close-up shots that have good video clarity.
More Thoughts About Kiara’s Movie
1. Kiara Lord: enough said. She’s a beauty in the conventional way you expect a beautiful woman to look.
As for Kiara: I love that accent! I love the facial expressions she makes when riding the man rocket. Generally, Kiara puts in a
passionate and authentic-feeling porn performance.
Kiara brings something special with her expressions, passion and other intangible qualities.
She whimpers and charms and, she’s just… wait for it… HORNY!
2. Scaling: excellent. And, as I’ve said before, if the scaling ain’t right, the whole movie is really harmed.
3. Positioning: well, this was mostly a cowgirl romp. And, that’s all right when it’s filmed properly: as it is in this movie. It works because they keep Kiara close, which provides that desired sense of VR intimacy.
4. Blowjob: usually this doesn’t go on the list of things that are done right. Personally, VR blowjob footage usually holds little appeal for me.
This movie is the exception. Why? Because Kiara Lord knows what she’s doing. Eye contact! And, it’s hard to put into words… Well done! Enough said. Just watch it.
5. Face close-ups: there could have been much more. This is an oft-
repeated complaint on this website. And, as I’ve said already, Kiara’s got such a damn pretty face: I wish they would have just held a close-up there for a few minutes.
6. Color, sound, 3d effect, lighting, etc.: Yea, all this stuff was fine. VRP puts out a good product, and the truth is that dollar-for-dollar there ain’t a better deal in the VR porn world…
Not trying to piss anybody off. I’m just telling it straight.
Now, with that having been said; lately we’ve seen equipment upgrades from BaDoink, Czech and NA. And, look… VRP puts out good, horny VR… but, it makes me wonder if they’ve got an upgrade on the way also?
This VR porn game is moving fast. VRP was one of the early innovators in the game, and I know these boys are in it for the long haul.
And, they remain one of the few studios that I fully recommend and follow extremely closely.