Introductory Warm Up
All right, friends, today we’ll consider Virtual Real Porn’s latest release, Fitness Sex, starring the skinny beauty, Alexa Tomas.
Let’s see how the VRP boys describe their latest effort (lightly-edited):
Well, we have a new revolutionary method to improve your workout routines: Alexa Tomas. This Spanish beauty and her dildo will blow your mind in every one of your workout sessions.
All right, so the idea here: a VR with Alexa Tomas in spandex shorts…who removes them to bounce on a mounted dildo. Works for me!
Many Women Dildo
Oh, Alexa baby… showing off your best feature
You know, it’s easy to forget that everybody’s got a raging sexuality within… and, that prim hottie at the office: yea, the one who’s always perfectly made-up and seems excessively reserved…
Well, when between boyfriends, she suction cups a dildo to a stool and bounces on it every night. Yea, for some reason it’s easy to not consider this.
Hey, man… we just discuss reality over here…
Give Me A Convenient, Time-Saving tl;dr…
All right, I know you good folks have got lengthy to-do-lists that in some cases do not include reading lengthy VR porn reviews…
Oh, my! Bounce on it for us?
Slinky Alexa’s in spandex shorts. Oh, I like that! We’re off to a good start. If there’s one thing that gets my man motor overheating it’s a pretty gal in spandex!
Alexa rigs a dildo to a small table. And, she bounces.
In my opinion, solo VR is the way to go. Great stuff. I’d love to see more solo work.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement
1. Alexa Tomas: all right, I’ve written about her horny-power on a number of occasions. I mean… she’s a skinny brunette with a beautiful face and exquisite lil funbags. What more do you want?
Oh, Alexa!
2. The scaling: it’s fine. This is usually the case with VRP.
If I were to get nitpicky: for my particular eyes and rig, the scale is slightly narrow.
You know, I rarely discuss this, but given how people’s pupils vary in distance from each other (of course, right): people inevitably experience VR a bit differently. The best VR studios, like VRP, calibrate things in a way to perfect the experience for most folks.
Anyway, VRP has done a good job scaling since the beginning.
Alexa cute dildo cowgirl
3. Solo exercise: I’ve got to tell you folks… as we get deeper into this VR porn game, it’s becoming clear to me that solo gal VR just works.
Now, I do understand, of course, that I can’t state my preference as a universal conclusion.
Get your sexy shorts off and dildo. Now!
But, I’m noticing a lot of folks online agreeing with me.
And, it only makes sense when you think about it.
In VR porns, people want an experience of intimacy and realism to enhance their personal ME time.
Oh, man… I could explain this in much greater detail, but I did dump three-fingers of vodka into the morning coffee, and my brain’s already getting muddled…
Alexa rubs a dumb bell on her clit
4. A Gal and A Dildo: you know, a continuation of the previous point, I’ve come to think that this is all VR porn needs. And, rigging it to a table and letting the gal bounce: THIS IS THE TEMPLATE! Reuse this! Golden!
Sorry guys, but VR porn is inherently different from 2D porn. And, it just functions in a different way. VR porn viewers always complain about the man: he’s making noise, moving his hands around, etc.
VRP has the right idea.
5. Cowgirl Dildo: Yes, keep doing these cowgirl dildo VRs arranged just the way this one is… Bring in another gal—say Carly Rae—put her in spandex shorts and have her bounce on the dildo table.
