Originally published March 31, 2016

Last updated November 22, 2021

So, it appears that MetaVerseXXX is no longer. I just tried clicking through the links below and I see things like:

“r/MetaverseXXX has been banned from Reddit. This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated.”

Their last Twitter post is from February 2018.

And, their website gives the cannot resolve message. So, I’m removing the dead links.

So, what follows below remains as some VR porn history.

Thanks for being a part of the early days Meta gang.

Hope you’re rocking out…wherever you are.

SUNNY DAZE FOREVER!

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Original 2016 Review Article Below

March 31, 2016

Let’s Get Meta

All right, folks, today we’ll take a look at a small VR porn company: MetaVerseXXX.

Some Links If You’re Seeking Kinky VR

I’ll drop a few links right here at the outset. These links will be of particular interest to fellas seeking kinky, fetishistic, off-the-beaten-path VR porn movies.

(LINKS ARE DEAD NOW SO THEY WERE REMOVED)

So, you can talk directly to the Meta boys here… or click to their website. And, they have some free trailers on their site. Here’s a link to one I choose randomly. Take a chance you vanilla-VR-porn-watching scaredy cat!

Sex Positive

Metaversexxx’s favorite term seems to be sex positive.

What Does Sex Positive Mean?

The basic idea is that if two consensual adults are good with it… then, let the wee-wee fly where it may. So, like I just said… I am a live-and-let live sort of guy…

But, does that mean my letting live part’s gotta let Fuck Boy live on these blog pages?

I mean… hey, long live KinkVR’s Leather Daddy’s Fuck Boy… but, I ain’t interested in your groove, Mr. Boy! Oh, man… deep-down I guess I’m just a sort of old-fashioned bastard.

Give Me A Convenient, Time-Saving tl;dr…

MetaverseXXX has a way to go concerning VR quality and technique. However, I don’t think that would bother the MetaverseXXX customer. In the present, small field of VR porn studios; the Meta boys are one of the very few catering to certain niche libidos.

Verdict:

If the mainstream porn aesthetic and style isn’t your cup of cocoa: and you’re craving some kinky, fetishistic VR… you have two places to look right now: KinkVR and MetaverseXXX.

MetaverseXXX offers some VR porn content that is simply unavailable anywhere else: eg. foot worship, daddy reward, latex, etc. That’s just an objective fact, man.

But, this raises a question: just what the hell is daddy reward, man! Ah, scratch that! I don’t think I wanna know about daddy reward!

So, if they’re humming your tune, grab your harmonica and … um… blow along…

VR Porn Studio Reviewing Scientific Method

All right, so even though the Meta stuff ain’t my bowl of puppy chow, they get evaluated just like everyone else.

There are many factors, but there are three main ones.

Because, when the ball gag meets the larynx, if these three things ain’t in order, the work is subpar. You like that ball gag part? … kind of a take-off of the saying about when the rubber meets the road.

1. The performers: makes sense, right?

2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a something big and her torso’s like a something really narrow… well, it just doesn’t work. Oh shit… I’m still doing a shitty job here.

3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.

Who Are The Meta performers?

All right, so here’s a list of some MetaverseXXX performers:

• Ashlee Jayne
• Malificent Lotus
• Dyno
• Adon
• Mae West
• Sunnydaze
• Nila
• Chryssi Steele
• Silver Joy
• Jeff PetersXXX
• Trixie
• Jay Westgate
• Trixie
• Drake Shadows
• Angelo D’Luca
• Alpha Axxxel
• Jay Milla

MetaverseXXX Content Categories

Okay, and here’s a list of the niches that MetaverseXXX shoots in their VRs:

• Rough
• BBW
• Red Riding Hood
• Pissing
• Squirting
• Pegging
• Trans
• Fleshlight
• Bike wash
• Teasing
• Belting
• Various homosexual scenarios
• Foot worship
• Daddy reward
• Latex

So, What Now?

Well, I downloaded and looked at some of their movies.

But, before considering the work, let’s first see how the Meta boys describe themselves…

MetaverseXXX In Their Own Words

“MetaverseXXX is a virtual reality (VR) porn production company and sex-positive Metaverse pioneer established in 2014.

The company is a community based group of now over 45 individuals and growing who have long standing involvement in the kinky and sex positive communities in Vancouver and beyond.

We are an independent company that handles everything from casting, shooting, production, VR camera development (we make our own cameras) and distribution.

MetaverseXXX was incubated and born in a sex positive culture and sees the exploration of consensual human sexual expression, including some art erotica captured in Virtual Reality, as the medium in which to help cultivate the sex-positive movement.

So far we have built the company without banks, investors or loans. We wanted to see if it was possible to get this company off the ground 100% organically from day one with only hard work as the investment.”

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Loquacious, sex positive folks.

Well, I’ll be: these boys are almost as wordy as I am. Loquacious, sex positive folks. I’ll tell you what… as mentioned earlier… click around over there and there’s an awful lot of chatter about being sex positive, diversity, acceptance, etc.

Yea, I get the whole sex positive thing with its emphasis on consent trumping all, etc.

But, I don’t know, man. Because, I just have a hard time thinking of pissing on a gal’s face as being so positive, man!

Yea, I get the whole consensual emphasis, etc. But, at the end of the day… you’re pissing on her gal face, man!

All right, let’s talk about what this VR Studio’s doing right and where they need to improve:

1. Offering niche content: This is, without a doubt, Meta’s greatest strength. They’re pretty much the only VR outfit producing some of these kinky scenarios. So, if you’re a fella looking for some urine-oriented VR, then you really got nowhere else to go…

2. A la carte VR: The Meta boys sell their clips individually. Given their dealio, I think this is a good route that will be attractive to potential customers. It appears the individual clips range from $2.49 to $4.99. So, you ain’t getting into some monthly commitment… and, you really ain’t investing much of your dough either to give this stuff a shot.

3. Scaling: You know, I’ll be honest with you… a bit to my surprise, the scaling in the videos I saw ain’t bad… Like I said, if you’re looking for this particular content, I do, indeed, recommend that you purchase individual clips. This scaling is competent enough to allow enjoyment.

And, in the clips I watched, I didn’t see any stitching problems, either.

4. Close-ups: The same reoccurring criticism made of every other studio applies to these kinky-good folks as well. In VR porn, close-ups are golden. I mean, that’s just the way it is… And, I want to really see the weewee defiling Bambi.

5. Color, 3D effect, frame rate, sound: There’s room for improvement in all these areas. But, to be fair, the same criticism has been made of every VR porn studio out there. And, they’ve all adapted and progressed. It takes time.

But, you know… somebody desiring this niche content probably ain’t expecting Naughty America. Additionally, the Meta customer probably doesn’t want Naughty America. There’s a reason why they’re on Meta… and, like I’ve been saying, if you’re looking for this type of content—given the almost nonexistent supply—I do recommend you buy a clip.

6. The Meta Philosophy: some folks are going to like all the stuff about transparent profit sharing, sex positiveness and the like. So, if you’re such a person, then… there you go.

That’s it, man. Good luck.

Go ahead and take a look at Metaversexxx. (Link removed because when tested it no longer worked)

As for me, my freak flag’s in the washing machine, man! I’ll catch up with you, though… that is, after my freak flag’s also gone through the dryer… and, then I’ll have to iron it, of course… and, then, you know, I’ll have to go to Pizza Hut… and by then I’ll be drinking… so, yea… Keep the light on, man!