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Blonde Goddess Jenny Simons fucking
Blonde Goddess Jenny Simons solo
Blonde Euro Goddess Naomi Nevena fucking
Let’s do this thing…
Friends, hi… All right, so my hard drive is getting back-logged with VR porn movies.
And, the way things are going my discount 1000 gig hard drive’s going to be stuffed soon.
Update March 2018: Yep, yep!
That hard drive’s toast.
And, since that time I’ve bought a few more at Best Buy.
This stuff is getting expensive, man!
What are we doing here?
Today we’ll be looking at movies from—in alphabetical order—BaDoinkVR, CzechVR and Virtual Real Porn.
You’re wondering what gals will be covered… okay:
- Penelope Cum
- Naomi Nevena
- Jenny Simons
- Anna Polina
- Sienna Day
What am I using to watch these movies?
All right, all these movies are being reviewed with a Gear VR and Samsung Galaxy S7. I’ve been getting a good experience out of this set-up. If you want to know how to watch VR porns with a Gear VR, read this article. If you’re using a different rig, your mileage may vary.
Now, you’re wondering how I do these reviews.
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: let’s face it. The woman to VR porn is like the coffee beans to Starbucks. Another lousy analogy, man. Hey, It’s now 9:17 A.M., and I’m getting drunker, man! Well, the woman matters… like… A LOT!
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a hot air balloon and her funbags are the size of peanuts and her torso is like a giraffe’s neck… oh, man… I’m really messing this up…
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
Penelope Cum in Easter Egg Cunt
Okay, here’s the thing. Penelope is HOT! I LOVE the skinny body and snug body suit: and, the bunny ears they put on her. You know, it’s interesting the way something
sort of silly like the bunny ears on a pretty young gal is—for some mysterious reason—so horny!
The scaling is excellent. This is mostly a cowgirl romp, but there are moments where Penny shoves that pretty face at the camera… and, the highlight is when she pushes her coochie doggy at your man eyes.
This is a good-looking piece of woman, and you get 22 minutes of her. And, man… is she ever the master of making the little coquettish expressions and so forth. Women like that understand the man psychology.
Naomi Nevena in a hardcore VR
All right, Naomi, simply put, is BLONDE BEAUTIFUL! Hey, I ain’t lying.
Look at the gal. If you’re an adult fella and you don’t want that … I’d say there’s definitely something terminally malfunctioning in your brain box.
So, the other day we had a HORNY Naomi solo… and, now one can witness the young lady getting her pootanannie plowed.
Czech nails the scale in this: just as always. If there were a criticism, it’d be the scale is just slightly small, but look… the truth is it simply works.
These Czech boys are very consistent in their output. You pretty much know what you’re going to get… and, honestly… it’s always pretty good.
In this one, Naomi teases more, shoves her face and holes at you…and, I really liked the reverse cowgirl footage offered. And, hey… who doesn’t like watching Naomi twat twiddle…
Can we get a VR with both Jenny Simons and Naomi Nevena in some girl-girl action?
Jenny Simons solo and getting pumped
I missed these Jenny ones the first go-around, but Ms. Simons deserves mention for her solo and fuck VRs. Basically, she’s got the Czech VR Girl look.
What’s the Czech VR Girl look?
- Blonde
- Pretty
- Skinny
- European
- Young
I’ll tell you what… I like all five things on that list. As in… I like them… A LOT!
In Jenny’s fuck scene, I love her gorgeous face, black stockings, and blonde ponytail.
You just want to get behind her, grab the ponytail and thump… for hours! Her solo VR provides horny fodder.
Only thing I’d say is I’d like to see them point the camera at Jenny’s face for around ten minutes and have her deliver a JOI dialogue. I don’t even care if it’s in English. Maybe it’d be hornier if it weren’t in English. Think about that, Czech VR. Trust me…
Anna Polina and Sienna Day in Superheroes
Okay, so I’ve previously written about Anna Polina and Sienna Day. If you’ve made it this far in the
article, there’s a good chance you’re probably familiar with them both.
Well, here we have the duo paired-up in a lesbian sorta cosplay effort complete with Supergirl and Catwoman stuff. Pretty horny idea, guys..
And, Sienna’s got a particularly cute box with a bit of fuzz. Tres chic, baby.
This Virtual Real Porn offering is a little masterpiece, in my view, because they managed to keep the camera in so tight on these two gals. And, there
was A LOT of close-up time spent on their pretty gal faces. This is what the man viewer wants.
VR porn functions very differently from old-fashioned, two-dimensional videos. And, the viewer wants to feel like Anna and Sienna are right there with him. This VR succeeds in that way. And, I highly recommend it.