Misha Cross Just Signed VR Exclusive Contract With Virtual Real Porn

All right, friends, a fella might sense if he visits FindVRporn, he’ll likely see a new post about Virtual Real Porn’s star Misha Cross.

Well, friends… that’s the way it’s working out!

VR porn—like life, in general—has its own volition, man!

I mean… there comes a point where one must accept that forces-greater-than-himself are demanding that he makes Misha Cross VR posts on the Internet!

I better get focused or the boss man’s going to smack my hands again with his golf club.

Damn aristocratic, non-Bernie supporting capitalist overlord…

All right, let’s watch the relevant YouTube video concerning this matter.

And, let us watch it together, friends.

Let us enjoy life.

It ain’t always easy, brother.

VR porn is one of the better distractions out there these days.

So, this article has been kind of stupid: not to mention, much longer than necessary. However, I did successfully communicate the item of fundamental importance: that Misha signed a new contract with Virtual Real Porn. And, you will only see VR porns with Misha Cross at… wait for it… Virtual Real Porn.

Looking forward to it. Um, that’s it.