Okay, folks… take note. This is a one day special.
ACT NOW!
Oh, geez… I’m supposed to first explain what I’m screaming ACT NOW about… You boys already know I didn’t go through the Harvard School of Marketing.
Let’s do it like this… What do we know?
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This is Virtual Real Porn’s blonde beauty Lynna Nilsson
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