Okay, friends, today we’ll discuss Ms. Carly Rae, who stars in VRP’s new release: Interview With Carly.
Oh, Carly baby!
You got a pretty face too, girl
All right, so in these VR porn reviews there are three main factors I consider. Are these the only factors? No! But, I know that if I cover these three that I will have done an okay job of it.
What are the three factors? Quit pestering me! I was getting to that!
1. The woman: her looks, performance, passion, etc.
2. The virtual scaling: this means…do things basically look realistic?
3. Positioning: referring to the placement of both the gal and the camera. There is wide-agreement that close-ups are very desirable.
So, VRP generally does a great job with all three factors. I’m being straight with you here.
Carly one tit cowgirl
Okay, so…as far as point one: yes, I love how Carly’s boobie bouncers look.
All right, let me list what else about this movie is satisfying. It’s going to be a long list.
1. Carly: you know, Carly’s obviously a good-looking woman. But, the truth is there’s a lot of good-looking women in the world.
And, the fellas know what I’m talking about. And, it’s hard to give the precise reasons why some attractive women hit your man brain in that compulsive, primitive way…and, some attractive women don’t.
Hey, I can’t explain these things!
Can’t get enough Carly Rae huge boobie cowgirling action
But, with Carly, in particular… there’s a mysterious something about her which pulls that murky, man mind trigger.
Oh, pretty baby!
2. In this movie, she gets doinked with her panties pulled to the side. OH, man! Why do I always find the panties-to-the-side so horny!
3. Scaling: oh, well done VRP. What excellent real-world feeling scaling here! I should add that I played the Oculus 1920 x 1080 file on an Android Homido/HTC M8. When the scaling’s on-point, there’s not much to say except it’s awesome.
4. Carly’s face: Girl’s got such a cute little face. And, excellent work in positioning Carly so the camera was close to her face for extended, long periods of time.
Carly gets it stand-up
The distance of Carly’s face was perfection for lengthy intervals! This is one thing people have been asking of all the major VR porn companies.
5. Carly’s accent: man, that accent is… wait for it… HORNY!
6. Carly’s acting abilities: Now, I’m going to be honest with you folks. Let me put it like this: an Oscar is probably not in Carly’s future.
But, I’ll be damned if Carly’s acting isn’t totally… wait for it… HORNY!
Love love love those droopy tits!
7. Carly holding her shirt up while she cowgirls: I like this! Men don’t want to chat with you Carly! They want you to hold your shirt up as you bounce on their man rods…
8. Carly reverse cowgirl with panties to the side.
9. The cowgirl front-facing footage: just keep on shooting it EXACTLY LIKE THIS!
Carly reverse cowgirl
What could have been better in this movie?
1. Was the lighting just slightly dim in this movie? I felt like things could have been a little brighter. Or…. maybe there’s something wrong with my eyes!
2. I want Carly’s hair dyed completely blond and fully-straightened.
3. The stand-up footage felt a little distant. I’ve noticed that this footage is difficult to shoot. Additionally, it didn’t strike me as completely realistic.
You sexy, sexy bitch
4. Should have tried to get the camera in closer for the money shot.
4. I’d like to see VR footage of Carly missionary where the camera gets close to her face.
All right, friends. You’ve probably gathered that I liked this one.
