2015 VR Porn Movie Awards

Updated introduction 7 years later

Hi friends, back in November 2015—now over 7 years ago—I started a Reddit poll about what folks thought were the best VR porn movies of 2015.

And, the post got stickied.  And, it got a hell-of-a-lot of participation, input and voting. It got much, much more popular than I was expecting.

And…

What follows below isn’t just one guy riffing about what he, personally, most liked in the 2015 VR porn world. Thousands of people participated in this. That’s true. And, that’s what I want to emphasize.

And, looking back, seven+ years later, I think this was a pretty damn interesting awards contest, which offers a unique snapshot into a very particular moment in time.

That moment’s long gone, man. Try running a poll over there now and it would get so manipulated that the results would only tell you who’s best at manipulating subreddits. Hell, we already know that!

Crooked

That place is so very crooked! Any time you have a “moderator” banning legitimate submissions and simultaneously posting a sticky with his affiliate links: stick a dildo it it…it’s done, baby!

I encourage all the studios to stop posting in that subreddit. It doesn’t do anything good for the bigger VR porn universe. It simply misleads people.

But, truth be told, it’s wackier than that. Somehow, that subreddit has done something truly amazing. They’ve completely turned the world upside down. What do I mean by that?

Well, typically, an affiliate will create content to drive traffic to his affiliate site which then pushes traffic to the studio. They’ve got it set-up where the studios are creating content—the content being their Reddit posts—to drive traffic ultimately to this “moderator’s” affiliate links:  so the studio can turn around and then pay him for a click that they essentially brought to him. It’s really unusual. Honestly.

“Moderator”? That’s the term being used. You’re not moderating anything. You’re an affiliate. Where’s you’re “affiliate flair”? You’re the biggest affiliate-spammer that subreddit’s ever seen. This guy’s not even producing any actual content! It’s amazing! This guy’s like the Houdini of spammers: it bears repeating…he’s not even producing any actual content! I sort of tip my hat to the guy, in a way. It’s really a rather remarkable achievement! I’m almost tempted to call the “moderator” a brilliant marketer. This is really pretty damn amazing what he’s pulled-off over there!

And, he’s jumping up-and-down yelling about affiliates and spam. George Orwell rides again! As mentioned, he’s the biggest “affiliate-spammer” that crooked subreddit’s ever seen. And, honestly, they’ve seen many.

And, he’s banning legitimate people with legit submissions under the pretext of the legit submissions being “spam.”An example of this is the very submissions I made that CzechVR publicly stated inspired them to create the VR Intimacy studio (also see “Inspired by Findvrporn.com). YES, those submissions got me banned from there. Yes, the submissions that CzechVR said inspired them to start a new studio. Yes, it was those submissions that the Oculus NSFW moderator called spam and banned findvrporn for. Yes, you read that right. Once again: all you can say is…AMAZING!

He’s got a sidebar saying, “”***Members with “Affiliate” flair Do Not represent the studios they are posting about and have a direct financial incentive for posting their links. Posting limits will be set for affiliates. Please be sure to report affiliates posting links that do not give whats represented.”

This great charmer goes on to say, “Good content including releases, good (!) reviews, and VR porn games are welcome. Spamming will not be tolerated.”

OH, THAT’S RICH!

And, after banning legitimate people submitting content with affiliate links under the moderator’s deceptive premises, the “moderator” pins a post to the top absolutely loaded with HIS AFFILIATE LINKS. Truly amazing stuff over there! It’s almost just unbelievable! And, we haven’t even touched upon the deluge of you-know-who’s endless comment spam. Somehow that’s permitted…hmmmm? Makes one wonder…

Nonetheless… Let’s bring ourselves back to the end of the year 2015: before all the bullshit. What follows below is the FINDVRPORN 2015 VR PORN MOVIE AWARDS. A historical document!

Congratulations to Virtual Real Porn! VRP: the original gangsters!

And, dem VRP gangsters still going strong!

This poll confirmed what I also observed.

Virtual Real Porn absolutely ruled the VR porn world in 2015. It’s true. It was all about Virtual Real Porn and also Naughty America, and BaDoinkVR. It was a lot of fun watching this whole thing become…a thing! The 2015 VR porn universe consisted primarily of those Big 3 and a bunch of smaller, extremely indie efforts that never gained—nor, I think really sought—to gain significant traction.

Anyway, as I mentioned, it was so interesting watching this whole thing develop.

Yep, yep…our best days are behind us all without a doubt…..last updated 12/14/2020

Here’s the original FindVRporn 2015 VR Porn Movie Awards:

So, by now you know about our poll to determine the best VR porn movie of 2015.

Now, you’re wondering what the poll revealed?

Me too… So, welcome to the 1st Annual 2015 VR Porn Movie Awards presented by FindVRporn.com. A gala literary experience is about to unfold.

Just in the past few days I’ve been writing this,

Virtual Real Porn’s The Rehearsal with Harmony Reigns…

…has suddenly picked-up votes, and I’ll now declare it our second place winner. Congratulations Harmony!

Here’s an embed of Ms. Reigns rehearsing.

Also,Virtual Real Porn’s Happy Birthday with Marta La Croft and Irina Vega…

…got repeated mentions and votes.

As did, unsurprisingly…

Lynna Nillson, Bridgette B and pretty-faced, virtual-virgin Nina North…

…and, another of my NA favorites:

Hookers starring Luna Star and Nina Elle!

Big-ass-superstar, Rachel Starr…

…to little surprise, also received votes for her memorable, Naughty America end-of-the-year fuckfest, A Merry XXXmas.

And, Lynna Nillson, pictured below, got those eyes that are VR porn captivating.

Oh, Lynna…those eyes, baby!

Findvrporn.com Personal Picks for Best VR Porn Scenes of 2015

Oh, Katy Rose…Oh, Katy’s Carrot!

And, of course, in the poll I mention my personal picks, which are 1st Place to CzechVR’s Katy Rose with her carrot

and 2nd Place to BaDoink’s threesome with beautiful babes Jimena Lago and Alexa Thomas.

Jimena had the best VR doggy style of the year…and, Jimena baby: I want to take you to a romantic, candlelit dinner and, afterwards, can I…you know…spend the rest of my life with you and your doggy…please? That would be a dream!

One of the absolute prettiest VR faces…

And, one of the absolute prettiest VR faces is…wait for it…Christiana Cinn.

When Christy initially read my review of her Naughty America VR scene, Bangin Breakfast, she, very modestly, gave credit to the make-up team.

Baby, I give credit to your mama’s DNA…I didn’t put Christiana’s picture in the header, so she can have some extra pics here.

Hey, the gal’s already on the cover of Penthouse! Love you Christy!

That’s the hairstyle—straight and sort of reddish looking—that she should always keep. Always! That’s an order! Here are a couple more pics:

And, there’s no fucking way I could write about the best VR porn movies of 2015 without mentioning Amber Nevada!

And, Carly “Beautiful Boobies” Summers!!! Amber and Carly both perform for Virtual Real Porn.

Amber’s got the sort of skinny-gal body that never fails to make a man fool out of me.

No matter how hard I try: a slender, beauty gal makes this man mind go to mush.

Carly…well, the thing about Carly is…wait for it…those beautiful tits!

Emotional stars of 2015 VR porn…

And, while discussing exceptional aspects of 2015 VR porn, we must give a mention to Penny Pax, Ella Nova + Ariel X, Maîtresse Madeline Marlowe and KinkVR. The Kink gang got a later VR start than others, but they also demonstrated a willingness to…let’s say…push the boundaries further than anyone else. And, that type of creativity is appreciated and needed! Badly! Damn badly!

Penny, in particular, in Eager To Serve successfully tapped into what I consider to be just such an obvious and juicy portion of the male, sexual psychology.

Meaning: the desire to dominate a beautiful woman. It surprises me that the virtual reality space hasn’t pursued this in the explicitly horny way seen in Eager To Serve. This is part of why I’m giving Kink a special mention here…

But, let’s get to it here…

Most mentioned Porn Star and Movie of 2015?

You want to know the name and movie that was mentioned (and upvoted) more than anyone else?

Here are some direct quotations:

• “Squeaky Mattress (Misha) has a lot of close up eye contact…”
• “First VRP – Squeaky Mattress. Misha is so hot!!”
• “The cowgirl in Squeaky Mattress was pretty good too…”
• “I like scenes that really take advantage of the VR and 3D effect. VRP – Squeaky Mattress…”

So, it appears Ms. Misha Cross is a favorite in VR porn land.

Congratulations, Misha Cross!

You are appreciated, girl! You are the winner of the 2015 VR Porn Movie Awards presented by FindVRPorn in conjunction with the voting of the subreddit.

Props to Misha and her…wait for it…squeaky mattress!Oculus NSFW!

Oh, Misha baby…the men folk want to make that mattress squeak with you!

Now, the following question could be posed to Misha and the rest of our winners: Psychologically-speaking, how does it feel knowing that thousands of men intensely crave your gal body? Knowing that all these fellas be yank-yanking dem yang-yangs while watching your heavenly, Polkska-style, bump-and-thump?

Oh, that must be an interesting feeling!

I know how I feel when I’m sexually-objectified. For instance, when I’m walking through the gym and all the exercise gals are staring at my ass and man bulge. Hey ladies, I don’t have a sock jammed in my tight, sweat pants! It’s just how my Body Glove bikini briefs cradle the big fella!

Oh, that’s right! Damn it! I’m supposed to be writing about how men are dying to get their snakes in Misha’s Euro garden…

And, understandably so. She’s got that killer, slender body. Oh, hell yea…we like skinny girls with pretty faces and red hair (love that!)…and, THAT ASS!

And, something else…Misha, if you dropped by and said hello…I’ll tell you what…I know some fellas would be mighty happy! You’ve got some fans over there, girl! Please, consider stopping by and saying hi. Okay…

So, although it was only some months back, in VR Porn time, it feels like Squeaky Mattress was released ages ago. (Or, maybe everyone’s right and there is something wrong with my brain.) So, I went back and had another look. And, you know what I thought?

How the fuck did I overlook this masterpiece? I must have been having a bad day. I must have been distracted. Just like everyone else, I’ve got some problems too, fellas! Oh, believe me…my Goddamn life is a disaster zone, man!

Oh, sure…you think being a VR porn reviewer is all cocaine and rainbows! Believe me, you would not want to switch places with me!

But, damn. I see why Squeaky Mattress was so popular. There’s one single reason: the intimacy.

In particular, the intimacy of the Misha cowgirl. That’s another common characteristic of our winners: they all masterfully created VR intimacy by shoving their big faces close to the camera.

And, shoving other parts at the camera, too…

Oh, Misha…you know how to spread those legs and cowgirl, baby!  The scaling and perspective is perfect.

I was watching it with VR Player set to like 90 FOV using Dome…and, Ka POW! There’s gorgeous Misha’s pretty girl face right in your man face: and the scale feels right!

More about Misha Cross

I think the other major appeal of Misha Cross VR is that it’s obvious she loves man. In the porn world, it’s easy to tell when a woman’s faking it. It’s just…really obvious. One common characteristic of all our winners is that they give genuine and inspired performances. That’s to say, these gals really love bouncing on man rocket. They ain’t faking that!

And, with Misha: one can see the authentic passion.

 One can tell that Misha is absolutely, categorically crazy for man noodle. If she were your girlfriend, you’d have to nonstop stir the chilli to keep her sane. But, hey…I wouldn’t mind applying for that job! Someone’s got to do it! Misha’s the type that…well, you just get the feeling that she needs constant canoodling!

2015 was one fuck of a year in VR porn!

THANKS TO EVERYBODY who participated and helped findvrporn.com find such success!

So, 2015 was the year VR porn truly started to get a tiny bit big. And, it was one hell of a great start! Congratulations to Misha Cross and all of our winners. We, the men folk viewers, want you to know we truly appreciate you for your beauty and sharing your action with us. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! You know 2016 is going to be intense.