October 11, 2015
One thing that gets me every time is a skinny redhead with a pretty face and a prominent posterior. That, my friends, is the true trifecta!That’s just the way it is…I’ve been fortunate enough to have charmed a few of them in my day too. I remember this one, in particular, and how the light glittered on her freckled skin. How I lost my breath the first time I saw her. Those days are over. Life sucks. Why do you think we’re strapping goggles to our heads?
But, on the brighter side, this new 3D technology’s pretty dandy and the fantasy packs some punch: it’s getting pretty immersive. Yea, it’s crackling, all right. It better be. In this miserable society you can either trick yourself or distract yourself. It’s my impression a lot of folks are looking for distraction.
If this applies to you…and, you know it does…after all, you’re reading movie reviews on a website called FindVRporn for fuck’s sake…
It’s okay…sidle up to my muscular side…I’ll show you the way little grasshopper.
All right, that’s enough sidling, sicko. Pamela’s here, and if I were you, sicko, I’d rather sidle up to this spicy thing for some Pamela Sanchez VR action.
She stars in what will surely one day be considered an early VR classic, A Bumpy Ride (with Real 3D Squirting), which was just released on September 24, 2015. As with the other recent BaDoinks, this one purrs along at a frame rate of 60 frames a second. And, there are various formats available to download: Oculus Rift HQ – 2880×1440@60fps 3.27GB; Gear VR HQ – 2880×1440@60fps 3.27GB; Smartphone HQ – 1920×960@60fps 1.65GB.
So, what’s going on with this release? Is it worth your time and dollars? Well, it’s definitely worth your time. As to your dollars, if you have your basic life needs met of shelter, running shoes, cologne, Netflix and Kraft Macaroni…then, yes again…
Ms. Sanchez is a slick machine. As mentioned before, the BaDoink writer boys, thankfully, go very light on the plot.
Basically, two dudes are in a van. They see Ms. Sanchez stranded at the side of the road with her broken car. The driver says he’ll help her if she gives his friend a blowjob. Next thing, she’s in the back of the van, squatting down, in her shorts, with her legs spread. Pamela is looking good!
Then, it’s off to the races sucking and cowgirling: while the helpful driver cruises the copulating duo around beautiful Barcelona. Now, that’s a friend!
Oh, yea!
Pamela, I ain’t going to lie…I enjoy seeing you with my VR goggles (which also happen to be getting a bit foggy).
Here’s how the BaDoink boys summarize their movie:
“You and your wingman take a cruise down the streets of Barcelona in search of hot babes. Luckily, your buddy catches a sexy Spanish chick in desperate need of a lift, who is willing to do anything to get a free ride… she might even squirt out a few ideas.”
The VR sex is quite good. A big reason why it’s so good is because Pamela’s hot. Another reason is because, technically speaking, BaDoink shoots in 60 frames-per-second, and they’ve really got this technology mastered. Additionally, Pam squirts 3D style right at you. Yea. This is something that must be seen to be appreciated.